You could, but would ruin the batteries in very, very short order. Lead acid just doesn’t like being paralleled, and doesn’t tolerate it very well at all. You end up with one string (and a single battery is a string of cells, so counts) taking a hair more current, getting warmer, and positive feedback loop overcharging while another string, colder, doesn’t take the current and undercharges. With really good condition batteries and careful wiring, you can usually get away with two strings in parallel, three is iffy, and beyond that, you’ve just built a battery murdering device.
A desulfator probably won’t work, but if you have one around, may try it. The problem, as so well noted in your link, is that they do nothing about the various physical destruction mechanisms of battery degradation. You can perhaps drive off some of the hard sulfation crystals with one, but it doesn’t help with positive plate corrosion (which I believe is the dominant failure method in sealed/AGM type batteries), active material shedding (more of an issue in flooded), etc. And no amount of magic powders or patented zapping patterns will solve the problem of “Your active material is no longer connected to the grids.”
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Test a couple of them if you must (beyond just holding voltage, you should load test them and see how many amp-hours they actually retain, and I bet it’s very few). But they’re float service batteries, worn out, and so even if they do hold a charge, they won’t for very long in regular cycling. That’s not what they’re built for.
In general, with lead acid (as with other battery types), you can trade off between weight/size, power (peak kW), energy storage (kWh), cycle life, etc - and you can’t have everything.
Deep cycle batteries, like the ones in my office (Trojan T105REs) tend big, heavy, with thick plates and extra acid capacity. They can handle deep discharges as long as they don’t freeze, they have a quite long cycle life (I’m hoping to get 10 years out of my bank in daily cycling use), are quite heavy, and won’t source that many amps before sagging (especially in the cold). Mine are flooded, so I can beat the hell out of them on the charging side and as long as I water them a couple times a year, they’re fine with it. I charge at 2.47V/cell, temperature compensated, which means in the dead of winter I’m up around 2.55-2.58V/cell. Yuuuup.
SLI (Starting, Lighting, Ignition) batteries in a car or truck are the opposite - they’re fairly light, have a ton of very, very thin plates, provide a rather impressive amount of power for cranking an engine, and don’t tolerate deep discharges at all. My experience is that about two deep discharges ruins a car battery. They’re designed to sit fully charged, provide a boatload of amps for a very short period of time, discharging a few percent in the process, and then be recharged back to full.
Standby batteries (like your UPS has, emergency lighting systems have, etc) are designed to be fairly light, to be stable at a float charge voltage for basically their entire life, to be fairly long lived, and are designed for a handful of deep discharges in their life. They don’t tolerate daily cycling, and typically won’t be terribly happy with a high charging voltage (they’ll gas and vent). Toss nearly 2.6V/cell into them (say, 15.5V) when cold, and you’ll almost certainly hear some nice hissing as they vent - and vent hard.
I’m not saying they’re for sure useless, but if they weren’t, nobody would have gotten rid of them. And even if they were fine when decommissioned, getting deeply discharged like they are will ruin them nicely.
Play with them if you want, but I would be surprised if any of them were in usable condition and above about 50% of rated capacity.
Reliable, yes. Efficient, maybe. Tricky, yes. I’ve done this before - you have to find a “dumb” charger, because the smart battery chargers that are all the rage these days look at a battery that never stops drawing current as shorted/failed/etc, and will refuse to keep charging into it. That puts you back into the dumb, transformer based buzzing chargers (12V/6A sort of auto chargers) that are far from efficient or good for batteries in the long term, but… it will work.
Put a load on 'em and see what their capacity in amp-hours is, or if they can even hold a 1-2A load without sagging down to 10V.
Core charge returns for buying good batteries?
Counterweight for a small trebuchet?
Ammunition for a small trebuchet? Probably not a great idea, picking up shattered lead battery bits doesn’t sound like fun…
Thermal mass for a shed? Stack them with space between them and run a fan through them to store and release heat.
You don’t have a massive pile of batteries. You have a massive pile of dead or mostly dead batteries that someone else gave away.